Let’s face it, the Narcissist knows what’s best. You can keep your tongue-splitting bitter IPA’s, or your thicker than molasses stouts, because the Narcissist knows that what you really want is a crisp, bright, and refreshing beer. Not a bland and lifeless impostor, but a rich, light golden, malty lager with just the right level of bitterness that finishes dry and clean, leaving you ready for more.

Ah yes… the name. Why? Because sometimes you just need to give someone a nice tall glass of Shut the Fook Up! This pleasantly malt forward Pale Ale is well balanced with German Hallertau, Willamette and East Kent Goldings hops. Mild, easy drinking, and sure to put a smile on your face.

My Bitter X is our take on a balanced, easy-drinking, hop-forward American IPA. Generous hop additions throughout the kettle and during fermentation fill this beer with rich aromas of grapefruit, apricot, and passion fruit. A smooth malty body gives the beer a firm backbone to support the bitterness, while the house yeast imparts a delicate floral nose.

The Eye of Jupiter is our deliciously chewy Oatmeal Stout, brewed with the best English and American malts we could find. Rich and creamy on the tongue, with hints of dark cocoa and roasted coffee on the nose, this low carbonated beer finishes smooth, leaving you begging for more!

Our März Attacks is a rich amber lager with a clean, toasty, and bready malt flavor and a subdued hop presence.

Lightly smoked wheat beer that was historically brewed in Poland. Made entirely of oak smoked wheat malt and Saaz hops. Brewed in collaboration with local homebrewer, Matt Tolley.

Made with a comical amount of toasted coconut flakes and cocoa nibs from New Guinea, Bust A cocoNut is our homage to one our favorite candy bars! Not too sweet, and not too heavy, with just the right balance between delicious chocolate and fresh coconut, you’ll come back for more! Brewed in collaboration with local homebrewer, Kevin Koch.

What started off as an inside joke about the manliness of unicorns, turned into one amazing beer! Flying Unicorn Crotch Kick is a well balanced Double IPA brewed with an insane amount of Mosaic and Galaxy hops. The biscuity malt backbone plays a supporting role, balancing the bitterness and letting the explosive nose of grapefruit, tangerine and mango shine through.

A wise man once said, “No good story starts with someone eating a salad.” Although we will categorically deny the validity of any such story that may have stared with our 50 Shades of Gold, we can say that the whopping 9.2%abv is shrouded in a cloud of mystery and intrigue… by which of course we mean a complex nose of fruity esters and moderately low spiciness and hop aroma.

A nice cold, refreshing wheat beer made with 100% German ingredients and served unfiltered “mit hefe”, or with yeast.

IBS isn’t always a bad thing… if it refers to our gluten reduced American Cream Ale, at least! We brewed this light, clean, and crisp Cream Ale with 100% American malted barley, maize, and Warrior hops, then enzymatically treated the beer to break down the remaining glutens.

We brewed this rich and malty Red Ale with a touch of English hops to balance the delicious flavors of caramel, biscuit, and toffee. So, Bunk Off work early and come down to the taproom for a pint!

You’ve made your New Year’s Resolutions and we’ve made a beer to make sure that they not be forgot! Enjoy a pint of our Auld Resolutions and reflect not on the challenges of the past year, but on the vast and open opportunities of the coming one! A lightly spiced brown ale, brewed with ginger, orange, and cinnamon warms your belly and lifts your spirits.

We started with a rich robust porter base but couldn’t stop there… after adding an insane amount of dark cocoa we conditioned the beer with cinnamon and a blend of ancho, guajillo, and chipotle peppers! Boom! … or more precisely; Boom Choco Loco Boom!!!

Brown Willie is a bold American Brown Ale brewed with Warrior and Saaz hops, then lightly flavored with Jaggery, an unrefined Indian cane sugar.